Optagelsesprøven

1) 6 Stk. Porter skal tylles.

2) 1 Stk. Kaj-kage eller lignende skal konsumeres.

3) 1 Stk. Faxe Fedesen skal nydes.

4) Dette skal gøres i ovennævnte rækkefølge.

5) Brækning er tilladt efter en halv time inde i prøven.

6) Prøven må max. vare 1 time og 30 minutter.

7) Når man det ikke inden for tidsgrænsen, så er prøven ugyldig.

8) Man har højst 3 forsøg til at tage prøven.

N.A.T.O's nationalsang

Vi er kaldet til samling, truckere hver og en,

Rotorblink vil vi tænde, i det er ingen ben.

Når vi sidder og drikker, kranerne de er spændt

/:vores kroppe er lækre, så på os de bli´r tændt./:

”Trucker” rimer på ”rocker”, men det skider vi på,

De ej når vore sokker, men er usle og små.

Mandehørmen er herlig, - måske lidt speciel,

/: men vi er superlækre – synes vi altså selv!/:

Nå for fa´n vi må slutte, øjet løber i vand,

Fedesen skal vi drikke, det er bedst for en mand.

Scania vil vi hylde med vor Axe og vort flag.

/: truckernosser og Manta, det kan redde vor dag./:

Highwayman

I was a highwayman. Along the coach roads I did ride

With sword and pistol by my side

Many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade

Many a soldier shed his lifeblood on my blade

The bastards hung me in the spring of twenty-five

But I am still alive.

I was a sailor. I was born upon the tide

And with the sea I did abide.

I sailed a schooner round the Horn to Mexico

I went aloft and furled the mainsail in a blow

And when the yards broke off they said that I got killed

But I am living still.

I was a dam builder across the river deep and wide

Where steel and water did collide

A place called Boulder on the wild Colorado

I slipped and fell into the wet concrete below

They buried me in that great tomb that knows no sound

But I am still around..I'll always be around..and around and around and around and around

I fly a starship across the Universe divide

And when I reach the other side

I'll find a place to rest my spirit if I can

Perhaps I may become a highwayman again

Or I may simply be a single drop of rain

But I will remain And I'll be back again, and again and again and again and again..